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Wahala dey o! Commercial s*x workers in the country under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, have thrown their weight behind the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, General Muhammadu Buhari.
NANP said it would declare a-three-day free s*x across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat of President to General Muhammadu Buhari of the APC.
A statement signed by the group’s General Secretary, Jessica Elvis noted that NANP was not happy with Jonathan’s government over the way commercial s*x workers were being treated in the country since he assumed office as President about six years ago.
It described Jonathan’s government as the worst in the history of Nigeria, saying that it recorded the lowest income due to low patronage from poor during his tenure.
The statement also quoted Elvis as saying that several approaches to the presidency to legalize prostitution were turned down.
“We are calling on all our members and every Nigerian in particular to join the march. No to Jonathan! Because under Jonathan’s government, we lost over 400 members in the north to the Boko Haram insurgency and we are not ready to lose anybody again. We would be declaring a three-day free s*x if 'Baba' eventually sends Jonathan out of Aso Rock. You can count on us. We did it before and we can do it again. Enough is enough,” the statement added.
Recall that the group had in 2013 declared one-week free sex after the Super Eagles defeated Burkina Faso to lift the AFCON trophy after almost 20 years.
Also, a big girl prostitute, Patoo Abraham had declared during a protest in Lagos: “Most of them (ashawo) are students who are using the job to pursue their education. We all cannot work in Aso Rock, NNPC or Shell. We don’t rob people. We are using our endowment to fend for ourselves. We deserve to be respected. Enough of this hypocrisy because even Jonathan and his team are not saints.”
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