Tuesday, 5 July 2016

14 Celebrities Who Don’t Wear Underwear

Celebrities are notorious for thinking outside the box, and for doing things that they know will get them noticed on social media. Whether it’s twerking, starting a Twitter beef or getting caught in a homemade adult video, there’s no such thing as bad publicity for a star. Which brings us to the latest trend among celebs, commonly known as riding loose pickle or going commando, meaning that some stars are choosing not to wear boxers, briefs or panties.

Here are 14 famous people who let nothing come between them and their pants, skirts and shorts. Meet these 14 celebrities who don’t wear underwear.

Other than Miley Cyrus, the most likely person to never wear underwear is Kim Kardashian. Duh. There is nothing this woman won’t do for even 10 seconds of attention, so you know there is no way she will leave her home wearing anything to detract from a full view of the derriere that has made her so much money in the past few years. Whether she’s wearing a sheer skirt, a sheer dress or something black and clingy, Kim K is all about making sure she ‘breaks the Internet.’ You really believe that a woman who came into the public consciousness via a home-made adult tape would be shy to reveal her wares now? If anything, she is more rabid than ever to remain in the limelight now that her two younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie have shunted her off the front page of the tabloids. And if that’s going to come from displaying her wears in any way she can, then so be it. The Kardashian clan, after all, can basically bring the tabloids running simply by sneezing.

Rihanna is a pop diva who doesn’t like wearing a lot of clothes. She seems like the kind of person who grudgingly puts something on before she leaves the house, but only because she knows she might get arrested for decent indecent exposure. Rihanna probably  believes that panties inhibit her freedom, so going bare is her rebellious response to that restriction. Sure, it does open you up to a nice breeze but if your skirt’s too short, then you end up impersonating Marilyn Monroe in the worst possible way. I mean, we suppose she’s right in a sense. Although it does make “Love the Way You Lie” take on a double meanin

Jennifer Lopez
J-Lo likes displaying all facets of her booty, so it’s no surprise that this Latina spitfire isn’t interested in covering up any more than she has to, meaning that underwear is not an option. But since J-Lo has such a sculpted behind, it seems almost criminal for her to have to sheathe it in anything that would deprive the world of enjoying its full contours. Going bare, in a way, sort of helps the stylist out too. When you’re not having to cover up underwear, you’re free to use less fabric in the end. Plus, underwear just doesn’t quite lend itself to the hot outfits she likes to don, now does it?

Katy Perry
Perry has always pushed the envelope when it comes to fashion, music and opinions, and she’s often talked about how her religious upbringing has triggered her rebellion. Perry has a strange push-pull with her image, selling music that’s predicated on being a fun, good girl, yet often showing up at events in outfits that reveal that she’s not wearing any panties. Like her good friend Miley Cyrus, Perry is never happier than when she’s making people talk. And can you blame her? Underwear contour lines are so tacky. And you want to make sure people are talking about you for the right reasons.

Miranda Kerr
The former high-end model was married to Orlando Bloom for several years, and is now an actress. She has shown up on the red carpet several times clearly not wearing underwear, which shows that she probably does away with panties in her regular life as well. One thing you notice with celebs who go without underwear is that they claim they only do it when they have to slip into form-fitting dresses for big red-carpet events. But Kerr is an Australian, and they have a much looser definition of what’s appropriate in every day wear than Americans, so bet the house that Kerr goes without panties on many occasions. We’re sure this made Orlando Bloom very, very happy. We would be too. Call the AC repair guy or the doctor because it’s getting hot in here. There’s a down under a lot of mates would like to explore.

Jon Hamm
Hamm has become famous not just for his acting, but also for several photos that were snapped which strongly indicated that he was riding commando. Suffice to say that many female admirers were impressed with what those photos revealed about Hamm’s anatomical dimensions below the belt. Hamm’s penchant for not wearing drawers apparently got him in trouble on the “Mad Men” set as producers asked him to stop going commando because the tight 1960s suits he wore on the show would showcase much more of his anatomy than viewers may have wanted. Although, we’re sure a great subset of viewers would have loved it anyway. Come on, the 60s were all about freedom of expression. And women certainly loved his expression of it.

Lindsay Lohan
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 20: Actress Lindsay Lohan is seen in Soho on August 20, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/FilmMagic)
Lohan is one of the strangest rags to riches to rags stories when it comes to Hollywood fame, and her downward trajectory still hasn’t hit rock bottom. No matter what she does, it seems to make the headlines or become a trending topic on social media, and that includes her multiple no-panties ensembles that she’s rocked in the past few years. Some people think that Lohan intentionally goes out with underwear to provoke discussion, but it’s more likely that she’s so addled and out of it that she forgets to find the proper undergarments and just throws on whatever clothes she finds in her dresser. I mean, I guess when you’re that wasted it’s understandable. But come on, Lohan, you’re getting to be a little too old for getting dressed like a frat boy. Needless to say, she’s never really attracted attention for the right reasons- a far cry from the “it” girl she was back in the early 2000s.

Miley Cyrus
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 11: Miley Cyrus seen leaving her hotel on September 11, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Neil P. Mockford/FilmMagic)
Is it any surprise at all that Cyrus likes to go out without wearing any panties? This is a young woman that’s spent the past three years on an insane quest for attention, and she knows that the quickest way to trend on social media is to bare her skin, or say something outrageous. I mean, let’s face it. That’s what you gotta do these days to go viral. Cyrus’ concert outfits leave little to the imagination, and with her recent admission that she likes both men and women, she plans on dominating the 24-hour news cycle for quite awhile. Plus, can you imagine wearing granny panties while donning the sort of skin-tight leotards she did at the VMAs (you know the ones we’re talking about)? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

Selena Gomez
Ever since her body matured and she realized that she had some curves, Gomez seems to have developed an affinity for wearing less and less clothing. But methinks her recent run of not wearing panties has everything to do with making sure she punishes her former boyfriend Justin Bieber as much as possible. It must kill Bieber to see all the recent photos of Gomez striding with confidence at each red-carpet event, often accompanied by her BFF Taylor Swift. This is what you could have had for many  years, Gomez seems to be saying to Bieber each time she leaves the house without wearing her delicates. And man, did he lose out. Selena’s got it going on. Not that Justin Bieber ever had it going on himself. Frankly, we’re just glad he likes Calvin Kliens so much to never, ever copy Selena Gomez.

Maitland Ward
Ward is an actress who has appeared in several movies including “A Haunted House 2.” She has a brash confidence that young actresses need if they’re going to make it in the business, and that confidence extends to her feeling no shame in revealing to the world that she wears no panties. And why should she? Ward is trying to gain notoriety, and what better and quicker way is there for an actress to distinguish herself from the pack but by being known for not wearing underwear? But granted, it is hard to distinguish yourself from a pack that also includes Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, and Katy Perry. It’s a good try though, we suppose. If anything, the dresses she’s tended to wear have really drawn our attention though. It’s a habit we’re sure a lot of you hope she keeps.

Karlie Kloss
This fashion model and former Victoria’s Secret Angel certainly knows how to make an impression. And how she’s able to do that? By not wearing underwear. Karlie Kloss struts her stuff on the runway. And not wearing underwear is a smart move. When you’re wearing outfits as thin and wispy as the ones she likes to wear, sticking panties underneath the gauze has a tendency to ruin the effect.

Karlie Kloss
This fashion model and former Victoria’s Secret Angel certainly knows how to make an impression. And how she’s able to do that? By not wearing underwear. Karlie Kloss struts her stuff on the runway. And not wearing underwear is a smart move. When you’re wearing outfits as thin and wispy as the ones she likes to wear, sticking panties underneath the gauze has a tendency to ruin the effect.

Maggie Q
This Divergent star is set to become a household name. Although whether it’ll be for the right reasons or not depends on how she can move around in a dress. The actress might not be as big as some of the other names on this list yet but she’s making the most of what her momma gave her in dresses like the one she appeared in at the Divergent premiere last year. It seemed as though her dress was ready to split any moment. And she was all but subtle when she stepped out on the red carpet sans underwear.

Kacey Musgraves
Country singer Kacey Musgraves is cute as a button. And she’s not afraid to show it. She often likes to wear a lot of cute outfits on stage and like most female celebrities, they’re often pretty short. When she sung at the 2014 CMA awards, she admitted later on that she ditched her underwear last minute, right before appearing on stage. After all, her outfit probably would’ve looked a little funny with a giant underwear crease underneath it. Still, we can imagine what people would have been saying if she’d bent over at the wrong moment.

Miley Cyrus’ Craziest Outfits
By now, everyone is aware that Miley Cyrus’ grab for attention is not going to end anytime soon. As long as her last name continues to trend, Cyrus will continue to push the envelope when it comes to behavior, but especially the outfits she wears for concerts and in everyday life. So in honor of her propensity for jaw-dropping stylistic choices, here are some of her wilder ensembles.

Bangerz Tour Opening Night
For opening night of her Bangerz Tour, Cyrus decided to wear this bizarre red getup that makes no sense. She started off with a long red skirt with a huge slit up the right leg and a top that barely covered her chest, pairing this off with some red cowboy boots. Then sometime during the show, she took off the skirt to reveal that she was basically wearing a bikini with a heart-shape on the butt. She performed the rest of her songs in this outfit, much to the delight of her male fans no doubt. Because Cyrus has no sense of shame or decorum, this was actually no surprise to people who have followed her years-long public meltdown.

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