Helps You Stay Thin!
Don’t feel like going to the gym? Grab your partner and have some s’e’x-cardio.Why not call it Se’=x*rcise! S*’x burns between 75-150 calories per half hour. It is a great way to stay connected to your health, your partner, and to that se’-xy body you think you can only get in the gym. Further, orgasms release testosterone, which is necessary for building lean muscle tissue!
Decreases Risk For Heart Disease
On the physical level, se’-x’ raises our heart rate and blood flow and if you have it twice per week your risk of heart attack is reduced by almost half. On the emotional level s*’x decreases the feeling of heartbreak or love disease, loneliness and a lack of connection. It increases love and bonding and is an essential ingredient in maintaining a long-term loving relationship.
It Improves Your Mood
Why not use s*’x as a mood booster rather than a supplement from the health food store? S*’x has been shown to improve our mental health by building intimacy and reducing stress. S*’-x has shown to lower our blood pressure; it brings a sense of safety and security and it increases oxytocin, which is our feel good hormone. Shots of s*’x should be had as often as possible.
Improves Sleep
Because s*’x is a great stress reliever, it has been shown that s*’x before bed produces a let-down of stress and induces a deep state of relaxation after orgasm. The body can completely relax emotionally and chemically.
Immune System Booster
Who needs medicine when you can use s*’x to keep your immune system in pristine shape? S*’x increases certain antibodies known to boost your immune system. So, instead of a painful flu shot or large doses of vitamins, make a s*’x date with your partner to stay healthy and vital!
Improves the Glow of Your Skin
S*’x can keep you thin and make you glow! S*’x has been shown to release a key compound in your body that is good for improving your complexion. It is called DHEA, which many purchase over the counter to stay looking young. Worried about aging? Save your money on creams and supplements and have more s*’x!
Pain Reliever
Ever have cramps with your men-struation ladies? S*’x has been shown to largely decrease this pain and pain of all other kids. Don’t use that “headache” as an excuse to get out of s*’x, use it to get rid of your headache. S*’x releases endorphins, which act as a powerful analgesic.
The benefits to s*’x far outweigh the “obligation” we often feel emotionally to have it. Of course a loving relationship is a baseline requirement but sometimes the best way to remember how much you love your partner is to be vulnerable and s*’x-ual.
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